Jay Mohr to Spoof Charlie Sheen on Law & Order

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Charlie Sheen and his #winning ways are coming to a city near you. And also toLaw & Order: Criminal Intent, when Jay Mohr channels the warlock.

According to Deadline, a classic rippedfromtheheadlines episode later this seasonwill star Mohras a Hollywood celebrity and bad boy, Nyle Brite.

A "rock star" whose every creation turns to gold, Nyle’s penchant for cocaine binges and call girls only boosts his career and "lovable rogue" image:

Sounds eerily familiar …

Eh, we can see Jay Mohr as a poor man’s Charlie Sheen.

Basically, look forLaw & Order‘s case of the week to be a hotel room bender ending with porn star the locked in closet, onlyCapri Andersondies.

Sounds like a solid episode to us. In other Jay Mohr news, he’s a trending topic on Twitter now. We thought April Fools Day was last Friday …

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Obligatory Megan Fox Movie Premiere Pictures

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Megan Fox hit up ComicCon this week as she hosted a party for her upcoming film,Jennifer’s Body, looking vampish and seductive as always. If not more so.

In the movie, written by Diablo Cody ofJunofame, Fox plays a irresistible cheerleader who seduces her male prey before offing their asses. Vampire style.

Between Fox and theNew Moon spoilersrevealed by the clips posted earlier, the conventiongoers are certainly getting their fill of sultry vampire action.

Here’s a picture of Megan looking hot, but terrifying …

In Jennifer’s Body, Megan Fox is totally going to suck … your blood!

To be honest, Jennifer’s Body doesn’t seem like it’s gonna be very good, but then again, do you really care about that when you are dealing with this girl here?

You go, you ogle her, you leave entertained. At least in theory. LikeMegan Fox pictures, even if they’re less than fantastic, they still involve ogling Megan Fox.

Point made. Click to enlarge more photos of her …

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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Alessandra Ambrosio The Sexy Baby Bump

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Alessandra Ambrosio seems nice and all. But we hate her!

As you can see below, the Victoria’s Secret model is hotter pregnant than most of us look when dressed to the proverbial nines. Boyfriend, and fathertobe,Jamie Mazuris one lucky, random dude…

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Samantha Ronson Arrested For DUI! At 1030 a.m.!

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Sam Ronson was arrested yesterday morning for DUI outside Baker, Calif.

She either had too many mimosas or one heck of a time the night before!

According to the booking sheet, obtained by TMZ, the 33yearold DJ and former GF ofLindsay Lohanis listed as 5’7" and 102 pounds.

Police sources say Ronson was driving home from Las Vegas at 10:30 a.m. in her black Porsche when she was pulled over for speeding.

She was given a field sobriety test and didn’t perform well.

Samantha Ronsonthen refused to take what is called a "roadside blow," a less scientific breathalyzer (nonmandatory) test and was arrested.

Ronson was transported to the Baker substation, where we’re told she blew over the legal limit. She was cooperative the entire time.

Sam DJ’d the previous night at Lavo nightclub in the Palazzo in Las Vegas. No new additions to our gallery ofcelebrity mug shots… yet.

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Tom Sizemore Questioned Over Girlfriend Megan Wren’s Strange Disappearance

Tom Sizemore’s girlfriend went missing over a month ago, having lived with him for six months prior to that. The actor was recently questioned by police.

There is an active investigation into the disappearance of Megan Wren, 25, last seen March 31. Witnesses claim Megan was last seen with Sizemore.

Law enforcement sources confirm Tom was questioned recently and has "been very cooperative" but will not say if he is considered a suspect.

One of Megan’s family memberstold TMZthat she last spoke with Megan Wren about a month ago and she "sounded like she was in a bad place."  

Sources say the family has made several attempts to reach out to Sizemore for help but he’s been blowing them off. Tom has not commented.

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Lindsay Lohan to Ali Party On, Sister!

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Ali Lohan is 15. She’s too young to drive, vote, purchase tobacco products and fight in a war.

But, relax, people. Lindsay Lohan says her sister is perfecetly capable of partying late into the night. This is coming from someone who certainly knows what it takes to do that.

"She’s tougher than I am," Lindsay toldLife & Style. "She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn’t know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn’t have a big sister."

That’s true. Fortunately for Ali, she has a big sister that can teach her exactly how to snort cocaine, vomit from drinking and get behind the wheel of a car when it’s wholly illegal and dangerous to try.

Lindsay added that Ali will "go home early" if her sister wants to stay out late.

It’s a good thing, too.Ali Lohanis homeschooled. She can’t sleep in and miss out on lessons from mother Dina that include: How to Pose for Tabloid Covers and Crotch Shots 101.

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Whitney Port Braves the City Elements

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The HillsturnedThe Citystar Whitney Port managed to remain fashionable (if not entirely dry) while out and about in the wind and rain in New York City…

SOMEONE GET HER AN UMBRELLA:The lovely Whitney Port films a scene for The City, her new reality show and spinoff ofThe Hills. [Photo Credit: Splash News Online]

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The Pulse The Voice Premieres, Kate Hudson Gets Engaged, Lindsay Lohan Takes Responsibility

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The Hollywood Gossip is proud to present another edition of The Pulse, where our staff recaps all of the day’s biggest events in celebrity news and gossip.

The Voice premieredon NBC last night, whileDWTScut another hopeful, Lindsay Lohan offered a mea culpa to Jay Leno and Kate Hudson got engaged.

Catch up on these stories, plus the surprise release of PresidentBarack Obama’s birth certificateand Donald Trump’s reaction, right here with The Pulse:

The Pulse Daily Recap April 27, 2011

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Katie Holmes Gives Deeply Personal, Fake Interview

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Ah, TomKat. So cute. So perfect. So brainwashed. So fradulent.

Some excerpts from Katie Holmes’nauseating interviewwith UK’sThe Daily Mailabout her husband, Tom Cruise, and daughter, Suri Cruise:

On a country she’s dreamed of visiting: I would like to go back to China. I’ve been to Shanghai and loved it.

On her idea of heaven: Falling in love with Tom and our daughter. I’m such a lucky woman. Sometimes I feel like I’m dreaming.

THG NOTE: We just vomited a little.

On who she’d want to get stuck in an elevator with: Tom and Suri.

On describing Tom Cruise: He’s just amazing. He’s kind, generous, smart, he’sTom Cruise he’s the most artistic man I’ve ever met. He makes me laugh like I’ve never laughed. He’s made me feel joy like I never have before. There are so many things. He’s the most wonderful human being I know.

THG NOTE #2: More vomiting.

On if she wants more children: Yes, we would, but not just yet.

On how motherhood changed her: My life feels so more enriched since becoming a mother. I was so into myself before I had children because I had no one else to be into. I just had to take care of me. How can you not be? It is different becoming a mother, it’s all about Suri now.

THG NOTE #3: PoorSuri Cruise.

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Amanda Coluccio Wants to Push N Touch

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While men everywhere scour the Internet for photos ofAntonella Barba nude(andBlake Lewispossibly basks in the glow of the real deal), a formerAmerican Idolcontestant is trying to make a name for herself outside of the infamous blow job queen.

RememberAmanda Coluccio?

She was the New Jersey friend of Barba, the gal who was voted offIdolbefore the finals and who some have even accused of leaking those Antonellasex photosout of jealousy. How has Coluccio responded to this snub and these accusations?

By recording music that isn’t half bad. On herMySpacepage, the singer has released a song called "Push N Touch." It’s sexy, it’s raw, it’s to the point.

It’s the sort of anthem Antonella Barba would be proud of.

But we’ve gotta hand it to Coluccio. While other booted contestants have posed nude on their MySpace accounts (we’re looking at you,Alaina Alexander) in order to garner attention, this crooner has actually put out a decent song. It’s nothing thatGreg Laswellwould write, but we’d listen to it more than once.

Meanwhile, here’s to hoping thatHaley Scarnatocombines both Coluccio’s and Alexander’s moves: put out a new song while getting naked.

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